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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

rumarumi:

tannanana:

pipesandrage:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

kilomonster:

tugamaggie:

vondell-swain:

HE LITERALLY PAINTS IT IN THREE DIMENSIONS

IF YOU GUYS SAW MY FACE RIGHT NOW

Holy shit, I want one of those. He can have all my money.

Thats an amazing use of modern materials. And must have been quite painstaking to master. 

This man is a wizard

AAAUGH

WOW

(Source: itsvondell)

chernobylkinsmen:

lydiallama:

maybe if i make more jokes about it it’ll sTOP HURTING

the madoka wish scale as arranged by selflessness

chernobylkinsmen:

lydiallama:

maybe if i make more jokes about it it’ll sTOP HURTING

the madoka wish scale as arranged by selflessness

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.
“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

gnate1:

I am convinced that this snake is happily humming as he scampers across this lawn.

“hm hm hm hm hmmm, what a beautiful day today! I think I’ll swallow a chimpanzee!”

(Source: )

hopeandalexander:

barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark:

hotcoldcoffee:

gentlemanbones:

horseweiner:

viralgenesis:

leoplause:

rhythmew:

lazydaybear:

chineseshell:

wulphire:

shinkuroitensei:

kaibas-pants:

somethingraptored:

Describe your sex life with the name of a Yugioh card.

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slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

(Source: moveslikecurt)

Anonymous whispered:
Bioshock (rapture)

steakobjakefries:

Tumblr, I hate you because I can’t fucking RP as Jade anymore without this shit happening.
EVERY.
FUCKING.
TIME.

steakobjakefries:

Tumblr, I hate you because I can’t fucking RP as Jade anymore without this shit happening.

EVERY.

FUCKING.

TIME.

(Source: maruuji)

(Source: studioghifli)

miketooch:

dumbledorkus:

thefaultinourfandoms:

melissamceagle:

do you think anime parents have a baby 

and when they see she has pink hair and blue eyes they just think

oh no

she’s a main character.”

"oh shit im a tragic backstory"

a man looks over the breakfast table to see his wife feeding their young child. 

he stares, horrified. laying his paper slowly on the table he whispers,

When did you start wearing your hair like that?”

That’s why anime dads always leave. THEY KNOW.

pistol-p493:

So I edited another picture of Spirit into Papa Soul, why? Because it’s fun!
He’s happily married (to Maka) and has a baby girl!

pistol-p493:

So I edited another picture of Spirit into Papa Soul, why? Because it’s fun!

He’s happily married (to Maka) and has a baby girl!

If you are even a small part of the MSPA Homestuck fandom reblog this now.

homestuck-is-us:

theragdollman:

askjohngodtier:

thebreadsullivanshow:

3ridan:

apchondych:

prankster-extraordinaire:

3ridan:

everything will be explained later

watch it be a death trap. 

In a fanmail, we each receive a link to a download, it isn’t labeled, but what the hell, you download it.

Once downloaded it autoruns.

“Now Installing Sburb.”

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holy shit im installing it right now

im so scared im shaking

what is this?

…I want to believe.

It’s installed….

(Source: bakrua)

mikkynga:

shitloadofsquirrels:

gallowscal1brator:

glooptastic:

MMM GR4P3S! >:]

Someone requested eriter/ teridan as a rare pair, and to honestly say, it’s kind of adorable. :) I could get behind this pair haha

..this is kinda cute…

this should not be as cute as it is fuck

omg yessss

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